President's Residence

I didn't watch the inaugural speech last week and have only heard second-hand reports about it, but it seems that we are now living in Disneyland, finally. The policies of this idiot are so catastrophic that one must wall oneself firmly into a fantasy world in order to sustain the belief that things are going well. This is particularly true in the realm of foreign policy, which the speech was largely about, I hear.

Unfortunately, not even Disneyland would be comfortable for poor George, since news of the difficulties in Iraq is carried into the park like a virus by thousands of visitors every day. Where can a cartoon president go for relief?

How about Neverland? I hear Michael Jackson is thinking of selling it, so it might actually become available soon. In my opinion, this is a perfect place for our president to take up permanent residence. I'm sure you'll agree after perusing this lovely photo:


This picture came from a website about Jackson's Neverland theme park. Is it kosher to cross-link pictures on other people's websites? Here is a link to the actual site that Michael and his diminutive pals can use to track back through to find out who's responsible for originating this wonderful idea that would be so beneficial for everyone. I'm sure the president's financial buddies would be glad to pony up top dollar to buy the park, and Michael could use all the powerful friends he can get about now. It's a win/win situation, a perfect meeting of the minds. We just have to make sure that the gate locks from the outside.