Don't fart, it's antisemitic

...and as you sink down into your plush seat at the frigid cineplex with your eyes welling up unexpectedly at the sight of the heroic cops being slowly crushed under tons of broken concrete in Oliver Stone's World Trade Center, don't think about the hundreds of people who have been and continue to be crushed in exactly the same way and buried alive under concrete apartment buildings collapsed onto their heads by the ongoing Israeli bombardment.  They're just a bunch of tewowists anyway, even though a third of the people killed in this way have been children under the age of thirteen.  Better to just let them die, since if they lived through the bombing attacks they'd be left to grow up parentless and to join the seething multitudes who want to see blood flowing on the pavement of American cities, for a change.  The bombs and cluster shells that killed their families were made right here in the USA and rushed over to them as a special gift from you and me.

Letter from Beirut.